Bloom appears as a guest on Conan to promote his latest film, The Hobbit. He also talks about having Sir Ian McKellen as a roommate, his experience stripping down in Zulu, and creating a porno film involving elves and Middle Earth. The truth is there won’t be because J.R. Tolkien has the rights. The estate […]
Lilly returns as a guest on Conan to promote her latest film, Ant-Man. She also expresses her admiration for Archie Comics’ Betty and Veronica’s breasts. She also talks about her fetish for ears and proceeds to touch O’Brien and Richter’s lobes. I was obsessed with the shape of their breasts. I would draw them. I […]
DeGeneres makes a brief appearance on Conan, during the opening monologue. An audience member brags about all the gifts she has received as part of The Ellen DeGeneres Show audience, after which DeGeneres actually shows up on stage with O’Brien. She gives away free Beats headphones to the Conan audience.
Weinberg makes a brief appearance on Conan, during the opening monologue. O’Brien points out that the Basic Cable Band’s drummer is missing, and Weinberg, who is among the audience, ‘volunteers’ to fill in for him.
Bear Hands appears as a musical guest on Conan and performs Agora, a single from their latest album, Distraction.
Bleachers appears as a musical guest on Conan and performs Rollercoaster, a track from their debut album, Strange Desire.
Gavin DeGraw appears as a musical guest on Conan and performs Fire, a song from his latest album, Finest Hour: The Best of Gavin DeGraw.
Jackson Browne appears as a musical guest on Conan and performs The Birds Of St. Mark, a track from his latest album, Standing in the Breach.
Gordon-Levitt returns as a guest on Conan and talks about the “Best Performance with a Fake Nose” award he received from a website. He also tries out a bunch of fake noses with O’Brien and watches an old clip of his appearance in Jeopardy. Again, trying to play a young Bruce Willis and look at […]
Eichner returns as a guest on Conan and talks about his opinions on possible Oscar Award nominees. He also discusses his admiration for Taylor Swift and performs an original song inspired by Swift’s songwriting. Are there no jokes in outer space? Not a single joke. I wanted a laugh. It’s three, four hours long. And […]
Burr returns as a guest on Conan and shares his opinions about Thanksgiving and Black Friday. He also talks about his dislike for charity causes in sports and his penchant for Black and White stand-up comedy shows. I like the holidays. Thanksgiving is my favorite because you get to eat in that type of thing. […]
Aniston returns as a guest on Conan to promote her latest film, Horrible Bosses 2. She also talks about a deleted sex scene on the film, as well as some of the sexy jewelry that she chose for her role. It was an active choice. It was one of those things where they laid out […]
Holmes returns as a guest on Conan and talks about his Thanksgiving holiday with his parents in Boston. He also shares his experiences being a celebrity, including signing a Nickelback CD for a fan. I’m a new vegan. I had to explain that to my working class Boston parents. They didn’t — they didn’t know […]
Vergara returns as a guest on Conan to promote her latest jewelry line. She gives O’Brien a bracelet from the collection, to give to his wife. She also talks about her holiday spending habits and watching her boyfriend, Joe Mangianello, prepare for his stripper role in Magic Mike. It was fun to see him prepare […]
Patrick appears as a guest on Conan and talks about being in a motorcycle club, and not a “bike gang”. He also shares a near-death experience where he found himself in the middle of a desert after his rear tire blows out. He also talks about his audition for Terminator 2, in which he did […]
Romjin returns as a guest on Conan to promote her latest television show, Skin Wars. She also talks about her experiences with body painting, and challenges O’Brien to try wearing only body paint on one of his shows. It’s funny, once you’re painted, go with me on this, you don’t feel nude. You actually do […]
Dawson returns as a guest on Conan to promote her latest film, Top Five. She also talks about making out with Jenny Slate in a New York Times video, and being inspired by James Franco to post “selfies” on social media. I remember when they asked me to do it, I don’t know if that’s […]
O’Brien reviews the game, WWE 2K14 for his web series, Clueless Gamer. On the first match, he plays Sheamus against his senior digital producer Aaron Bleyaert’s Kane. On the second match, O’Brien creates a custom player based in his own likeness, which he plays against The Rock. One of the great things about this game […]
Milioti appears as a guest on Conan to promote her television show, A to Z. She also talks about almost getting run over by a bus with her face on it, and being bullied n school for her unique haircut and unusual retorts. I had gone to a summer camp and the cool girl at […]
Carvey returns as a guest on Conan and gives a variety of celebrity impersonations, including Liam Neeson, as well as Presidents Bush, Clinton, and Obama. He also improvises a song about the flugelbone in Neil Young’s voice, and talks about being friends with President George W. Bush. He’s my buddy. It’s very interesting going on […]
Dennings returns as a guest on Conan to promote the latest season of 2 Broke Girls. She also talks about her idyllic childhood in the woods and being a somber goth as a child. It kind of was if you want to break it down. We lived on top of a hill in a place […]
Lillard appears on Conan and talks about the growing up playing basketball without a hoop, his famous “Dame-face”, and why he chose the number 0 for his jersey. He also demonstrates his four-bar rapping skills. Well, it started off on a tree. There was a tree in front of my grandmother’s house. I would shoot […]
Harris appears as a guest on Conan to promote his latest film, Gone Girl and his book, Choose Your Own Autobiography. He also talks about his sex scenes on film and on stage, and shares some childhood memories, including kissing two girls at the same time. It’s random stories of things I have done. I […]
Pentatonix appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform On My Way Home, a track from their latest album, PTX, Vol. III.
Tenacious D appears as a guest on Conan to promote their upcoming music festival, Festival Supreme. They describe festival’s Halloween-inspired rides and show some of the costumed characters at the event. Seriously, anyone who’s watching us right now in Tallahassee or Timbuktu, wherever you are, I urge you to get a plane ticket and come.
Cenac appears as a guest on Conan to promote his upcoming comedy tour. He also talks about having a show at the same time as Dave Chappelle’s show, and meeting O’Brien at a luxury car show. You were like “hey, stranger, take a photo of me” and then you were like “let’s get a photo […]
O’Brien reviews three games for the Halloween edition of his Clueless Gamer web series. Along with his senior digital producer, Aaron Bleyaert, he plays Slender, Amnesia, and Outlast. He gave a series of terrified reactions for each game as their ratings. Slenderman, I don’t understand. It’s a walk in the woods, you see a rather […]
Gulman gives a stand-up comedy performance on Conan. His routine talks about the difference between e-books and print books, his parents’ generation, and the present generation’s obsession with perfection. I am furious when I get a phone call. You text me first to see if I’m even taking phone calls today. I’ll text you back […]
Wilson appears as a guest on Conan to promote her television show, Marry Me. She also talks about working with her producer-husband and inviting Oprah to major events in her life. I don’t have an address for her. I address it to the universe. And I assume she’s gotten — she’s very busy.
Selleck returns as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. He talks about his recent fashion shoot for GQ, and shares how he handles secret grudges on some Hollywood celebrities. I don’t see any reason to hold a grudge. I mean, a lot of people make mistakes – we get out here, you […]
Murray appears as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman and shares three memorable stories about crashing a bachelor party, celebrating his birthday with strangers, and driving a taxi. He also talks about the possibility of making a female version of the Ghostbusters movie. I think you’d want to have some funny girls, […]
Perry appears as a guest on Conan and talks about some difficult moments during his time off from Aerosmith, including selling his rare 1959 Les Paul, which ends up in the hands of his good friend, Slash. I knew it was getting in the way of our friendship. I said “I will never ask you […]
Fanning stars in this fantasy thriller film adaptation directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. She plays the heroine Mary, who receives a magical nutcracker for Christmas from her uncle, played by Nathan Lane. Along with the other toys, she tries to save their kingdom from the evil Rat King, played by John Turturro. Her co-stars include Charlie […]
Fanning stars in this fantasy film directed by Robert Stromberg and based on the story of Sleeping Beauty. She takes on the role of Princess Aurora, who is cursed into a death-like sleep by Maleficent, who is played by Angelina Jolie. Her co-stars include Sharlto Copley, Kenneth Cranham, and Sam Riley. I’m glad that our […]
Way appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform No Shows, a track from his debut solo album, Hesitant Alien.
Graves appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform Dearly Departed, a song from his latest album, And The War Came. Vocalist Esmé Patterson joins him in the performance.
Anderson returns as a guest on Conan to promote his television show, Blackish. He also talks about offering his crotch as a tee at a charity event, turning partially vegan, and his mother’s use of Vagisil for first-aid treatment. She’s always been little left of center. Growing up in my house, you know, most people […]
Lovitz appears as a guest on Conan to promote his television shows, Mr. Box Office and Sing Your Face Off. He also talks about impersonating famous singers does an impromptu performance of La Donna e Mobile. He also shares his experiences as a hospital orderly during his pre-show business days. First of all, the orderly […]
Hoult returns as a guest on Conan to promote his latest movie, Young Ones. He also talks about the extremely dangerous stunts he had to do on the film, exchanging pranks with X-Men co-star James McAvoy, and engaging in a full-on BB gun war with him. Yeah, that came to an end because people got […]
Miller appears as a guest on Conan to promote his latest movie, Big Hero 6. He also shares his physically painful marriage proposal and his strange wish to have an elbow-kissing superpower. I want to be able to kiss my own elbows. Because you could make so much money. You know, you bet people, you […]
St. Germain returns to Conan to give a stand-up comedy performance. His routine talks about losing his girlfriend to a job in Google, changing his emotional eating habits, and his former job as a security guard at an art museum. I eat for different reasons than healthy people eat. Healthy people I eat kale to help […]
Hynde appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform You Or No One, a track from her latest solo album, Stockholm.
Norton appears as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live and talks about his experience as the very first Uber passenger. I met Travis, who started Uber, back when it was still kind of this funky little experiment in San Francisco, and I was super-impressed by what he was doing. As someone who’s had a long-standing […]
Kimmel registers as an Uber driver and picks up passengers around Los Angeles. Among his passengers are a dental ceramist from Gabon, whom he drives to The Hollywoodland Experience to buy souvenirs for his passenger’s family back home.
LaBeouf appears as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his latest film, Fury. He also tells an elaborate story of how he chased a homeless man, got drunk on whiskey, and got arrested at a cabaret in New York City. So I land in New York coming back from Ireland, where I’m visiting my […]
de Rossi appears as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live and talks about rumors about having children with Ellen DeGeneres, her parenting skills, and Ellen being the favored aunt among her nieces and nephews. It’s just one big rumor that doesn’t seem to go away. And at this point, I feel like I’m disappointing the […]
Chesney appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform American Kids, a track from his latest album, The Big Revival.
O’Brien reviews the video game, Splinter Cell: Blacklist on his web segment, Clueless Gamer. He is joined by hip-hop artist, J. Cole, who serves as his guide in playing the game. O’Brien criticizes the characters’ eyesight and speculates on the main characters’ relationship status. They play together and fail to complete their mission. Cole gives […]
Shepard appears once again as a guest on Conan to talk about his latest film, This Is Where I Leave You. He describes his lack of a butt and shares how his wife, Kristen Bell helped him shave his butt-crack in preparation for his nude scene. My fear – my deep, deep fear would look […]
Carmichael appears as a guest on Conan to promote his latest HBO special, Love at the Store. He talks about his desire to be “brainwashed” by Apple’s advertising campaigns, the unique lifestyle of a stand-up comic, and the importance of cocaine in a performer’s life. There should be more cocaine in the entertainment industry, right? […]