Chad Daniels stand-up

Daniels returns as a stand-up comic on Conan. His routine talks about being married to a highly-accomplished wife, and raising a teenage son based on his own childhood experiences.

You know what I would do without my wife? I would raise my kids to be at least this old. Because I have done it. I’ve gotten a human being to here! That’s why it never made sense for people who say, ‘I could never have a kid. I can’t keep a plant alive!’ You’re not a plant. You don’t have to know how photosynthesis works to keep a child alive.