Gary Gulman stand-up

Gulman gives a stand-up comedy performance on Conan. His routine talks about the difference between e-books and print books, his parents’ generation, and the present generation’s obsession with perfection.

I am furious when I get a phone call. You text me first to see if I’m even taking phone calls today. I’ll text you back with a window. We are relentless with how we want the phone to be better. Like, also we want all our music, all our music, on the phone. You want all your music on the phone? No, I’m sorry. I misspoke. We want all the music. Every song ever on our phone now.