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Conan Rory Scovel

Rory Scovel stand-up

3 Sep, 2013

Scovel returns as a stand-up comic on Conan. His routine is accompanied by piano music, and talks about marijuana laws in California, dealing with growing older, and the odd locations of grocery store bathrooms.

They’re not in the corners leek they’re supposed to be. You have a public restroom, put them in the corners, we’ll find them. Grocery stores are like, no, we’re going to put them beyond these double doors that you don’t know if you’re allowed to go beyond or not. The doors — doors don’t say “employees only”, so the mystery — I don’t know, can I go back there? You have to go up to some 16-year-old kid who is restocking the soup and ask for permission to use the bathroom as an adult.

Rory Scovel Stand-Up 09/03/13