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Conan Roy Wood Jr.

Roy Wood Jr. stand-up

12 Jun, 2014

Wood Jr. returns as a stand-up comic on Conan. His routine talks about the reason why Captain America is the greatest superhero, his respect for the theater ticket guy, and talking to customer service representatives.

Everybody wants to buddy up. It takes longer to get off the phone with customer service than it takes to ask the one question you have. “Again, again my name is Daniel. Did I meet all of your expectations? Won’t you take a survey? On a scale of 1-5, is there anything different I could have done” — yes, you could have hung up by now. You could have done that!

Roy Wood Jr. Stand-Up 06/12/14