Tig Notaro third stand-up
Notaro returns to Conan as a stand-up comedian during the show’s week-long run in Dallas, Texas. Her routine talks about public swimming pool rules, her breasts’ vengeance on her and freaking out her friends through text.
Before I go, I want to give you a gift. Something that I like to do to friends of mine and I want you to use it. I like to send text messages to friends of mine at random times of the day that just say, “What is your ETA?” I love knowing that somewhere across town, somebody is frantically rifling through their emails and text messages in their underwear, trying to figure out what they agreed to do with me.