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Conan Tig Notaro

Tig Notaro third stand-up

31 Mar, 2014

Notaro returns to Conan as a stand-up comedian during the show’s week-long run in Dallas, Texas. Her routine talks about public swimming pool rules, her breasts’ vengeance on her and freaking out her friends through text.

Before I go, I want to give you a gift. Something that I like to do to friends of mine and I want you to use it. I like to send text messages to friends of mine at random times of the day that just say, “What is your ETA?” I love knowing that somewhere across town, somebody is frantically rifling through their emails and text messages in their underwear, trying to figure out what they agreed to do with me.

Tig Notaro Stand-Up 03/31/14