Tony Deyo stand-up

Deyo gives a stand-up comedy performance on Conan. His routine talks about being a former school teacher, his opinion on Apple’s Genius Bars, and keeping the romance alive in married life.

I have been married a while. I have a friend in a new relationship, though. I find that to be quite amusing. Just the other day she told me when she and her boyfriend make love, time stands still. I feel bad breaking the news to her that if they start making love at 9:25 and then when it’s all done she looks at the clock and it’s — still 9:25, Johnny endurance did not bend the space time continuum.