Darryl Lenox

Lenox appears as a stand-up comic on Conan. His routine talks about the struggles of being partially blind, the reactions he got from people after his eye surgery, and contemplating suicide if the surgery failed.

After I got this eye surgically repaired, that’s how I found out about my old eye because their excitement about the new eye was too much. Darryl, you look like a normal human being. I can’t wait to have sex with you with my eyes open now, baby. I thought her eyes were closed because I was killing her, you know what I mean? I thought I was making her dizzy. I didn’t know she had a gag reflex with my wobbly eye.