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Joan Rivers

Don’t Count the Candles

1 Apr, 1999

Screen Shot 2014-09-07 at 3.48.51 PMRivers publishes a self-help book on staying young, Don’t Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit! She offers advice on how to stay youthful at middle age, her experiences with plastic surgery, and her own spin on what it means to get older as a woman — and how to cope.

At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.