Elle Magazine interview

Zahn gives interview to Elle about a humiliating medical moment.

High school senior year, my buddies and I went down to spring break in Pensacola, Florida. We didn’t fit in at all, and of course, there was no getting laid happening. On the way back, we stopped at a Hardee’s restaurant for breakfast, and I got something stuck in my throat. I got home and said, Man, that thing is still in my throat. So I went to the hospital. And this doctor kept going, Now exactly what did you do down there at spring break? It turns out I had a yeast infection in my esophagus. And he kept trying to get me to tell him about whatever crazy sexual thing that happened, and I’m like, Man, I swear it was a Hardee’s biscuit.