Chaz Stevens, a longtime activist that city officials call an annoyance, asks the City of Deerfield Beach, Florida to allow him to open a meeting with Satanic prayer. Stevens says he converted to Satanism because:
Satan is a cool dude. Think of all the people he’s in charge of. Do you want to be stuck listening to harp music in the afterlife? Hell no. I want to drink beer and hang with hookers.
City attorney Andrew Maurodis has no comment.