Adam Yenser stand-up
Yenser appears as a stand-up comic on Conan. He talks about explaining American culture to tourists, the comparison between food and sex, and the unappetizing names of food items at fast food chains.
See here in America, we have so much clean, drinkable water that sometimes we just use the extra to decorate. And then what we do is we take our spare change, which is the extra money we have left over after buying everything we could possibly want. And we just throw it in the fountain and make a wish for a better life.