Morin guests on Conan to promote his upcoming television show, Undateable. He also talks about his experiences dating rich girls and his crush on Bradley Cooper.
I’m not gay, but if he committed a crime and I witnessed it and he fled the scene and the cops said, “Could you describe him?” I’d be like, “6’3”, built like a God”.
Morin performs stand-up comedy on Conan. His routine talks about dealing with beautiful women and his struggles to act super cool around them.
I like women that are out of my league. You women, are mean, very mean, it’s hard to hit on you. Because women will turn you down right away and say things you don’t need to know about yourself. Just say “no.”