Chris Fairbanks

Fairbanks appears as a stand-up comic on Conan. He talks about being part Native American, being scared of pranked while on a port-a-potty, and being compared to Michelangelo’s David.

I’m like a sculpture. I was told that at a museum, when I walked in, the lady was like “Wow, you have the body of Michelango’s David”. I’m white, quite smooth and missing most of my penis. Nah, come on. It’s all there, works great.