Dan Soder

Soder returns as a stand-up comic on Conan. His routines talks about spending time with his grandmother, society’s treatment of the elderly and the degeneration of today’s youth.

You know what really disturbs me the most, though, the thought that that’s the generation that’s going to have to defend us against China? Feel safe? Feel safe knowing that, an entire army in 20 years, they would storm the beach like, “But I have a shell fish allergy”.