Daniel Sloss

Sloss appears on Conan to give a stand-up comedy performance. His routine talks about dealing with parents, the difference between losing a child and losing an iPhone, and his problems with being in a romantic relationship.

I’m a terrible boyfriend. You always have to do things when you’re in a relationship – for example, telling a girl that she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. I never told my ex-girlfriend that she was the most beautiful girl in the world and that was for personal reasons, because she wasn’t.