Gary Vider

Vider delivers a stand-up comedy performance on Conan. His routine talks about his financial struggles, using fake kidnapping to get money from his parents and being set up by his parents with a woman.

My parents tried setting me up with a girl. Don’t do that. Don’t have your parents play matchmaker. This is how they describe her. “Gary, she’s perfect. She’s the girl version of you.” Girl version of me? I’m 5’6″, 140 pounds, I suck at sports, I am the girl version of me.