Griffin delivers a stand-up comedy performance on Conan. His routine talks about depression, ways to get excited in his forties and comparing yourself with Brad Pitt.
Think about Brad Pitt. Imagine that. Brad Pitt—great-looking, rich, famous, Oscar, sleeping with Angelina Jolie. Holy-moley. What did this guy do, pull a thorn out of God’s paw? Are his parents leprechauns?
Griffin returns as a stand-up comic on The Late Show with David Letterman. He talks about Johnny Depp’s convincing acting skills, the work that goes into being in a committed relationship, and the perks of being single.
So I’m single. People say “Why are you still single?” and I say “I don’t want anyone telling me what to do.” And they say “But… you don’t do anything”, and I say “Mission accomplished.”