Funches gives a stand-up comedy performance on Conan. He talks about racist stereotypes, profane tattoos, and adopting a “defective” cat.
Found out horrible news while I was there, they force you to read brochures. Did you know that 40% of all North American cats are obese? I don’t know why you would chuckle at that. I will repeat it so you understand the gravity of the situation. 40% of all North American cats are obese! That is only great news if you love fat pussy.