Kate Winslet

Winslet marries RocknRoll in a top-secret ceremony that even their parents don’t know about. Leonardo DiCaprio is present and walks her down the aisle and it is just their close friends and some family. Winslet’s spokesman says:

I can confirm that Kate Winslet married Ned Rock’nRoll in NY earlier this month in a private ceremony attended by her two children and a very few friends and family. The couple had been engaged since the summer.