Tom Arnold is interviewed by Hall on The Arsenio Hall Show. They talk about how he wanted to fight Hall and how Hall didn’t get clearance for taking a picture of his wife.
If someone makes fun of your wife for being fat and she says ‘Get him honey’ you gotta go over to Paramount, you know. It’s not the way to live your life, so I show up and I’m like ‘Get Arsenio out here right now!’
Williams interviews Tom Arnold and questions him on his weight loss and why he never had kids until his late 40’s.
I have a very low sperm count. I found out in college, at the University of Iowa. I worked at the hospital school, and they said, ‘Hey, you can donate blood or plasma,’ which I always did for beer money. And then there was a sign that said, ‘You can donate sperm for $35. And I was like, Now I know what I’m doing with my life! I’ll do that three times a day!’ And they [tested] it, and they were like, ‘Yeah, your sperm doesn’t work’.