Damon Wayans Stand Up Act
Wayans performs his standup comedy act on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. He jokes about his grandkids
and life.
Bahamas show
Cosby made his first public appearance since numerous rape allegations, performing at Nassau’s Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. .Seated on stage wearing a grey sweatshirt with the message “Hello Friend” written across it, Cosby never mentioned the sexual abuse claims making headlines in his 90-minute set. He talks about his life, including stories about his childhood growing up in the projects of Philadelphia, his long marriage to Camille, and observations about life in the Bahamas. Camille shows up briefly at a post-show reception, but her husband did not. Despite the recent claims, a few audience members give him a standing ovation.
#BillCosby talking about growing up in in the housing projects of Philly. At a show in the #Bahamas #Cosby pic.twitter.com/4DpNPhoy6b
— Robert Zepeda (@RobertZepeda) November 21, 2014
Stand-up performance
St. Germain returns to Conan to give a stand-up comedy performance. His routine talks about losing his girlfriend to a job in Google, changing his emotional eating habits, and his former job as a security guard at an art museum.
I eat for different reasons than healthy people eat. Healthy people I eat kale to help with the cholesterol and blueberries to help with anti-oxidants — I’m like, I eat buffalo wings so I don’t feel sad, and KFC Double Down so I don’t feel anything.
Kurt Braunohler stand up
Braunohler performs jokes on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Screw your food that makes me give it a bath before I eat it.
Stand-up performance
Hall features Fabulous, on The Arsenio Hall Show show, performing her stand-up comedy act Preferring Old School Sex Shops.
Stand-up performance
K. Dubb performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall Show. He talks about ridiculous gas prices and grocery store automated machines.
Who comes up with the gas prices, then they wait till you go to sleep ‘fore they change them don’t they? You wake up the next day, talkin’ ’bout, “Who the hell climbed the pole, I just came through here.”
Stand-up performance
Solari performs stand-up on The Arsenio Hall Show in Los Angeles, California. She talks about being pregnant for the first time and getting health insurance.
If I knew everybody was going to be this nice to me when I got pregnant, I would have gotten knocked up when I was eleven.
Stand-up performance
Albert Tsai performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall Show in Los Angeles, California. He talks about being a single nine-year-old and staying up on a school night.
It’s fun being on late night tv, I just hope none of my teachers are watching.
Stand-up performance
Rock performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall Show in Los Angeles, California. He talks about Russell Simmons and the state of mind of rich people.
People with real money don’t even touch it. Only broke people know when they make new money, “You see the new twenty dollar bill?”
Stand-up performance
Wallace performs stand-up on The Arsenio Hall Show. He talks about how high the gas bill is in LA, and cold weather.
It’s so cold in New York city, Statue of Liberty took that torch and put it under her dress.
Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld gives the first stand-up comedy performance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He jokes about technology and the U.S. Postal Service.
Stand-up performance
Holcomb performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall Show. He talks about Valentines day, being a side girlfriend and being put on the spot while dating.
This is the new way of things. You don’t start out as the main girl ladies and I know some of yaw don’t like that, but you gotta work your way to that level.
Stand-up performance
Ron G performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall Show. He talks about going to church in the South and his first communion.
I recently had a young lady invite me to Catholic Church, I’m a southern boy I was raised in a southern Baptist church. I don’t know if you’ve ever been before, it basically means you go in on Sunday and come out on Tuesday.
Dean Edwards performance
Edwards performs stand-up on The Arsenio Hall Show in Los Angeles, California. He talks about marriage, meeting Beyonce and how his wife’s accent get’s on his nerves.
It’s weird because she has two different accents when we argue so arguing with her is like arguing with a schizophrenic man.
Stand-Up performance
Na’im Lynn performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall show. He talks about haters, women in nightclubs and reading the comments on his YouTube videos.
I’m in a good mood too, the only problem with that is whenever you in a good mood you always got somebody wantin’ to bring you down, make you feel like you ain’t nothing right? Haters!
Stand-up performance
Tiffany Haddish performs stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall show. She talks about being pulled over by the police and working for and walking around the house in panties.
How many ladies, you see yourself walking around the house in your panties and say ‘I look just like Beyonce’
Stand-up performance
Spencer performs stand up on The Arsenio Hall show. He talks about being jealous when he sees Obama allows his wife to go to the front and celebrity crushes.
Stand-up performance
Andrew Dice Clay performs stand up on The Arsenio Hall Show. He talks about aging, Viagra and nursery rhymes for adults.
Letterman Interview
Williams interviews with Dave on the David Letterman show to promote William’s new movie Old Dogs but ended-up cracking jokes about Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska.
It’s wonderful, I went looking for her book and I found it in the fantasy aisle. With Sarah you get the feeling she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one. You look at her and wonder ‘Where did they find her, Project Running Mate?’
Stand-up performance
Lopez performs his stand-up comedy on The Arsenio Hall Show in Los Angeles, California. He talks about working on his own Beverly Hills show and wanting to see a Latino president.
Yeah I’d like to introduce you to the first lady … well she’s not the first lady but don’t start nuttin’.