Clinton chats with Fallon, playing Trump, in a skit on The Tonight Show.
Clinton: What is your stance on women’s issues.
Fallon/Trump: I know a lot of women and they have issues.
When Fallon/Trump makes fun of Sanders’s lack of hair, Clinton:
Yeah, well, at least he doesn’t have one strand that he twirls over his head like a soft-serve at Dairy Queen.
Trump is interviewed by Fallon on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon. On talking without notes:
I’m blessed with a great memory. If you’re reading a speech, it’s much easier, but you don’t get the feeling. When you do it just off the cuff, it’s a riskier thing, but when you get it right, it’s a thing of beauty.
On Kanye West:
Kanye has been so nice to me. He always says great things to me, so I love Kanye. I love people who are nice to me. Kanye is actually, I know him a little bit, he’s actually a much nicer person than people think. Now if he happens to run for office, and I’m running against him, I’m gonna take that back.
Fallon plays Trump talking to himself in the dressing room mirror while Trump plays his reflection.
Let’s be honest. Fallon’s a lightweight. The only one qualified to interview me is me.
Cruise participates in a Lip Sync Battle against Fallon, on the Tonight Show. Cruise lip syncs The Weeknd’s Can’t Feel My Face and Meatloaf’s Paradise by the Dashboard Light, ending his performance with a 360 degree turn. Fallon sings the Rolling Stones, Undercover of the Night and You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’. When Cruise appears to reprise his Risky Business moves, Fallon says:
Please do not do that. That would not be fair!
Fallon returns to The Tonight Show after a 10-day hospitalization and explains his finger injury. What he thought was a broken finger was actually a ring avulsion injury, and he was sent to another hospital for specialized microsurgery. Many people with the same injury lose their finger. The six-hour surgery involved taking a vein from his foot to help repair the finger.
I tripped and fell in our kitchen on a braided rug that my wife loves. I can’t wait to burn it to the ground. And I caught my fall. So I’m getting up and my finger is sideways. It looks like a cheap horror movie.
Bush appears on The Tonight with Jimmy Fallon’s Slow Jammin’ The News segment, playing the straight man amid a couple off-color laugh lines.
Fallon: It’s not short for Jebediah?
Bush: Yes, it is
Downey appears on the The Tonight show to promote his movie The Avengers. He participates in a popular section of the show called the Emotional Interview.
I’d say I’m an emotional chameleon.
Pratt appears on the The Tonight Show to promote his movie Jurassic World. He participates in the segment called Nonsense Karoke. Fallon:
This is no ordinary Karoke, this is Nonsense Karoke…We are going to take turns singing well known songs, but here is the catch. All the lyrics have been replaced with odd and an usual sentences, basically nonsense.
The singer performs Holiday with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots, on The Tonight Show, using classroom instruments.
In honor of the First Lady’s Let’s Move initiative, Fallon and Obama do a variety of “Mom Dances” on The Tonight Show, including moves like the “Shimmy Twist,” “Shush and Tush,” the “I Can Still Do This Dance Because My Arms Are in Shape.”
Grande does a Celine Dion impression on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Clarkson joins Fallon on The Tonight Show for a History of Duets, including I Got You Babe, Islands in the Stream and Don’t You Want Me Baby. Fallon:
Kelly Clarkson is on the show tonight and she’s awesome. I was actually reading a piece last week that says she’s been having trouble finding people to do duets with her. I don’t understand what they’re talking about I would love to do a duet with Kelly Clarkson!
Smith and Fallon beatbox It Takes Two with the help of the iPad app Loopy. Fallon:
We have a lot in common. We both love music. We like rap music. You’re a famous rapper. I’m a classically trained beatboxer.
Hemsworth and Fallon play a game of water war on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
We played once before. I believe I won
The actress stops by the show to promote her movie, Paddington. Kidman tells Fallon how he missed his chance to date her.
I just remember I really liked you. Our mutual friend was like, Jimmy really wants to meet you. You can go over to his apartment. I’m single and I’m like, OK!
Fallon, One Direction and The Roots perform Santa Claus Is Coming To Town on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. They use wood blocks, keyboard, kazoo, bongos, tambourine and other instruments.
Fallon and Timberlake act in a Camp Winnipesaukee skit were the two play a younger version of themselves and constantly sing Third Eye Blind’s song Jumper.
Winfrey joins Fallon for a 80’s soap opera skit called Midnight Meadows were the two use vocal effects on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Carell sings Sexual Healing with Jimmy Fallon’s quartet, The Ragtime Gals, on the Tonight Show. Fallon’s announcer Steve Higgins:
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, combining the harmony of a barbershop quartet with Marvin Gaye music, please welcome, The Ragtime Gals.
Fallon and wife Nancy Juvonen welcome their second child via surrogate, baby girl Frances Cole Fallon. Frances joins big sister, Winnie Rose. Rep:
The Tonight Show host, Jimmy Fallon and his wife, Nancy, have welcomed a baby girl. Frances Cole Fallon officially entered the world at 8:45 am on December 3rd weighing 5 lbs. 11 ounces and is 18.5 inches long. Their new addition joins big sister, Winnie Rose, 1. The couple opted to keep their baby joy to themselves until their new daughter, Frances Cole, made her official debut. Both Fallon babies were born via surrogate.
Williams joins Fallon and The Roots to slow jam the news about Immigration on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Cooper and Fallon discuss his return to broadway in Elephant Man but can’t stop laughing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
We can get through this.
Diamond and Fallon discuss the name changes that couldn’t happen on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I tried for the first record!
Schwartzman and Fallon discuss running into fans that were not his on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Let me just sign it up.
Sting and Fallon discuss Stings musical on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I did everything I could to escape it, I wanted to be a rock star.
Cooper and Fallon play Egg Russian Roulette on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I’m gonna bring it bro!
Seacrest interviews Fallon during On Air With Ryan Seacrest about his single EW ft. Will.i.am rising to number 26 on the Billboard Top 100.
Immediately I thought of you guys. Now you have to play the song, right? I couldn’t believe it. I was figuring like 99 or in the 80s or something like that. Everyone was helping me out, trying to get the song out there, but 26, I was like, ‘This is insane.
Woodley and Fallon discuss her movie White Blood on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I love the music from that era.
Pitt and Fallon perform a breakdance conversation from the basement of 30 Rock in New York City for The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
Lerman and Fallon discuss the movie Fury on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
It was an incredibly stressful movie.
Stone and Fallon discuss her first play and musical on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Everyone knows No Turkey for Perky.
Wilson and Fallon discuss the wedding weekend and the wedding favors on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
He was very happy with the photo and he feels like it shines on through.
Galifianakis and Fallon discuss the red carpet on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I live for the carpet.
Kroll and Fallon discuss their careers on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I was like I should go upstairs and talk to Bill Murray.
Hough and Fallon discuss dancing in the Hough family on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
When in doubt, stick it out.
Carell and Fallon discuss choosing the next big hits on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I have so much credit with her now.
Glass and Fallon discuss his Twitter comments on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
The right and the left agreed on one thing, I am an idiot.
Big & Rich hung out back stage on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Not a lot of fun for me, but the crowd loved it!
Downey and Fallon discuss the movie The Judge on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Kids can sense the drama.
Affleck and Fallon discuss the best of Jimmy Fallon DVD’s on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I’m just gonna be here like evidence.
Lange and Fallon discuss how much money Lange lost at the casino after the Keith Richards concert on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I bet you $1k Keith Richards has a cigarette.
Stewart and Fallon discuss her movie Camp X-Ray and how she got a new friend on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
He kept Mouse and I kept her.
Burnett and Fallon discuss her book This Time Together as well as the characters they play on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
She could never laugh because the IQ fairy never paid her a visit.
Renner and Fallon discuss his new movie and his new twitter account on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I was bored on set and we have this mask and I wanted to wear the mask.
Fallon releases the music video for Ew! Produced by will.i.am, the video features Fallon as Sara, his 15-year-old alter ego, and will.i.am performing in a high school dance.
So we had will.i.am on the show about two months ago, he’s performing a song, he’s amazing, and then backstage we’re talking and he goes, ‘I really like that sketch that you do, ‘Ew!’ where you dress up as a 15-year-old girl and everything is like, ‘Ew. I said, ‘You know, we’re doing it with Taylor Swift this week, but next time you come back I’ll write you in and we’ll do one.’ And then he goes, ‘Great, or we can do a song. I’d love to do a song about you.
Fallon and Will.I.Am premiere the EW! music video on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The two portray teenage girls who find everything disgusting. The song is available on iTunes and the proceeds go to Serious Fun Children’s Network and the i.am.angel Foundation.
Thompson and Fallon discuss her book The Spectacular Tale of Peter Rabbit on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I wrap them in brown paper and send them by post to the publisher.
Marsden and Fallon discuss the publication of Marsden’s new movie The Best Of Me on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I believe in feet.
Jeter and Fallon discuss Jeter’s career and his upcoming retire on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
We are getting old.
Jeter and Fallon discuss Jeter’s retirement and his last game on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
I thought I was gonna lose it on the field.