Tom Arnold interview

Williams interviews Tom Arnold and questions him on his weight loss and why he never had kids until his late 40’s.

I have a very low sperm count. I found out in college, at the University of Iowa. I worked at the hospital school, and they said, ‘Hey, you can donate blood or plasma,’ which I always did for beer money. And then there was a sign that said, ‘You can donate sperm for $35. And I was like, Now I know what I’m doing with my life! I’ll do that three times a day!’ And they [tested] it, and they were like, ‘Yeah, your sperm doesn’t work’.