Machado: Kutcher could beat McGregor
Jujitsu trainer Machado says McGregor, a brown belt, wouldn’t stand a chance against Kutcher, a purple belt, in a grappling match. Machado has trained Chuck Norris.
I put all my money (on) Ashton Kutcher. I think he could do really, really good. He’s 200 pounds, 6-2, 6-3, he’s the best…Ashton Kutcher, for me, is my No. 1 student. He’s a purple belt but he has a really good background in wrestling. I think he has a chance to be one of the top guys in jiu-jitsu.
Mocks chicken theft lawsuit
Kunis and Kutcher mock the news of Karo’s chicken theft allegations. Kunis:
I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded…I was like, ‘Which chicken did I steal?’ I apologize to this woman, who was maybe or not a month old.
Calls for changing tables in mens’ restrooms
Kutcher says mens’ restrooms need changing tables for when dads bring their children along with them.
There are NEVER diaper changing stations in mens public restrooms. The first public men’s room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page! #BeTheChange