Machado: Kutcher could beat McGregor
Jujitsu trainer Machado says McGregor, a brown belt, wouldn’t stand a chance against Kutcher, a purple belt, in a grappling match. Machado has trained Chuck Norris.
I put all my money (on) Ashton Kutcher. I think he could do really, really good. He’s 200 pounds, 6-2, 6-3, he’s the best…Ashton Kutcher, for me, is my No. 1 student. He’s a purple belt but he has a really good background in wrestling. I think he has a chance to be one of the top guys in jiu-jitsu.
Mocks chicken theft lawsuit
Kunis and Kutcher mock the news of Karo’s chicken theft allegations. Kunis:
I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded…I was like, ‘Which chicken did I steal?’ I apologize to this woman, who was maybe or not a month old.
Calls for changing tables in mens’ restrooms
Kutcher says mens’ restrooms need changing tables for when dads bring their children along with them.
There are NEVER diaper changing stations in mens public restrooms. The first public men’s room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page! #BeTheChange
Kutcher, Oseary interview
Kutcher and OSeary talk about A-Grade, and confirm that the fund has raised money at a $100 million valuation. Kutcher:
Yeah, that’s true.
On the amount raised:
Enough.
Kutcher says they are bundling existing investments and formalizing them in the fund, and are heavily focused on social products like Airbnb and services-based companies like Zaarly.
Kutcher tells Arrington: ‘Fuck off’
Arrington and Kutcher exchange banter onstage at Disrupt NY. Arrington:
I’ve never gotten to interview you without getting told to f-ck off
Kutcher:
You always say something that deserves a good ‘Fuck off’ early on
Arrington:
My favorite movie that you’ve been in … Dude Where’s My Car was funny
Kutcher:
Fuck off
Elle Magazine interview
Kutcher gives interview to Elle about seeing his girlfriend Demi Moore with other men on film and if it bothers him.
In real life, I’m not jealous. But I can’t cope with watching her with another guy on film. As an actor, I know that any feelings you’re showing are manufactured. But I still don’t want to fool my mind into thinking she’s into another guy.