Handler talks about avoiding being victimized by Cosby when he invited her to his hotel room in an interview to Esquire magazine.
Not poor guy—he tried to Cosby me. Oh, I was in Atlantic City playing, doing stand-up, and he was doing stand-up in Atlantic City in the same hotel, and at like three o’clock in the afternoon, someone from the hotel came down and said, “Oh, you know, Mr. Cosby would really like to meet you up in his hotel suite.” And I thought, That’s really weird. This was like ten years ago. And I said, That’s really weird. I don’t want to go alone. I go, I don’t know him. So the three guys I was with—thank God these guys were with me. One was filming and one was like a producer; we were filming something— I brought them up with me to his room and thank God I did, because now I know what would’ve happened if I went up there alone. And I forgot about it when all the stories about Bill Cosby came out. I was like, I didn’t even think of it. Then my friend texted me the other day saying, “Do you remember that night we went up to, or that afternoon we went up to Bill Cosby’s and you were so freaked out you made us come with you?” And I said, Yeah, and he said, “Hello! You could’ve been one of his victims if we weren’t there.” And I went, “Oh my gosh . . .” Yeah, so yeah, he’s guilty… I think it’s pretty obvious now.
Handler chats about looking for things that she doesn’t know about, and learning about them in her new show Uganda Be Kidding Me, which will premier on Netflix.
I don’t think there is no shame in asking a question, I think there is a lot of shame in pretending you know something you don’t.
Handler and Ellen discuss her visit to the Amazon on The Ellen Show.
I like fear, it’s like lets do it!
Handler and Conan discuss traveling outside of America on Conan.
If they saw you coming, they would be like what is that?
Handler and Conan discuss Handler getting urinated on on Conan.
It did happen and I’m still here.
Seacrest interviews Handler during On Air With Ryan Seacrest about her latest show Uganda Be Kidding Me Live, streaming on Netflix.
First of all, it’s going to be a lot different because I don’t have to focus on things that I’m not interested in. I think the most important thing I learned is I have to be interested in what I’m talking abut. Otherwise, it’s not interesting to viewers. I want it to be well-rounded. My interests are so much more vast than what I was able to tap into on E! I have some really stupid questions, like I want to know how a bill is passed I want to know how you make an app!
In a skit to mark the end of Chelsea Lately, Handler, nude in the shower, is surprised by DeGeneres. The skit ends with an appearance by Bravo. Handler:
Why do you think I’m lying?
Because your nipples won’t make eye contact with me.
Handler accepts the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, wearing a wetsuit and flippers, then jumps into her swimming pool.
Hi, I’m Chelsea Handler and I’m taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
Lopez guests on Chelsea Lately to promote the film, The Boy Next Door. She also talks to Handler about her love life and whether she prefers dating younger or older men.
I just go on a connection with a person. I don’t really plan things out, they just happen.
Joel McHale turns the tables around on Handler and interviews the Chelsea Lately host about her decision to leave E! Network. Handler explains that she recently made her official announcement on the Howard Stern Show, and that she will be moving to Netflix.
Wouldn’t it be amazing, though, if I did leave and then the whole Kardashian empire just crumbled? In some stroke of crazy irony and happenstance, all of a sudden they just fell apart and … then I was a national hero.
Handler conducts an interview with Sia, who has her back to the audience. Handler asks Sia to explain why she has been concealing her face in recent performances, videos, and the album cover for 1000 Forms of Fear.
I don’t want to be famous. All my friends that I write pop songs for are super famous, and it really f–ked them up!!And like being hunted, paparazzi-style, doesn’t appeal to me. I want to be able to get fat and pee on the side of the road!
Moretz guests on Chelsea Lately to promote her film, If I Stay. She also talks about her struggles in playing the cello while shooting the film, and using a body double who actually knew how to play the instrument.
I tried to learn the cello for seven months, but then I realized it’s much harder than any other instrument… So then they just kind of cut my head off and put it onto another girl’s body.
Fergie visits Chelsea Lately to talk about her upcoming solo album. She also talks about parenthood with her husband, Josh Duhamel, and losing her social life.
My social life is now at the studio, everyone’s there and I think it’s the biggest party.
Plaza visits Chelsea Lately to promote the film Life After Beth. The actress also explains why she doesn’t laugh much, and also talks about a rare incident where she threw up from laughing so hard.
I am not a huge out-laugh-er out loud, but I did one time laugh so hard that I threw up. Which, I’d say is pretty cool. So there’s that.
Tyler guests on Chelsea Lately to promote her HBO series The Leftovers. The actress also tells Handler how she and her father Steven Tyler share a lot of clothes, and how he frequently wears leopard underwear.
So funny. He wears leopard underwear all the time… My dad’s trousers are pretty tight, I think.
Fox guests on Chelsea Lately to promote her film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The actress also talks about her life as a mother of two, future baby plans, and a recent date with her husband Brian Austin Green.
We did that one time and we made sure I wasn’t ovulating because I didn’t want to get pregnant again. Sorry! Too much information.
Rivers tells the Sunday Times magazine that she will bans Michelle Obama, Adele and Handler from attending her funeral.
Obama is a tranny, Adele is fat, and Handler, is drunk and a w**re.
Parsons makes an appearance on Chelsea Lately to talk about his positon on Team USA for the 2014 FIBA Basketball World Cup. She also talks to Handler about his connection with Kendal Jenner and having sex during basketball season.
There’s definitely some sort of penetration during the season. If it happens, it happens. I’m not going to change drastically what I’m doing just because I have a game. But, I get my rest.
Owen guests on Chelsea Lately to promote his album, Days of Gold. The singer also talks to Handler about his life as a newlywed, and how he actually proposed to his wife.
I was planning on proposing because, um, I got her pregnant… but, the only reason I got her pregnant was because I was planning on proposing.
Remini guests on Chelsea Lately to promote her reality show, Leah Remini: It’s All Relative. The actress also tells Handler about life after Dancing with the Stars, and how her daughter is handling the new reality show.
No. She’s actually not being nice to me, but she doesn’t know if she wants to continue the show. She’s in negotiations. Like she has purses and things that she wants from the network.
Pratt guests on Chelsea Lately to promote the Marvel film, Guardians of the Galaxy. He also gives the scoop on his relationship with actress Anna Faris and tells Handler about his love for hunting and taxidermy.
I bring a little North Dakota to Los Angeles. I like to hunt and fish and I like taxidermy. I like to do my own taxidermy.
Handler is ending her late night talk show Chelsea Lately. She has been on the show for the past eight years and serves as the only female late-night host on cable and network television. Manager Azoff:
She’s exploring opportunities including a radio program or another late-night show on a different channel or digital service.
Seacrest interviews Handler during On Air With Ryan Seacrest and questions her about why she dislikes Piers Morgan as an interviewer.
Well, he is a really bad interviewer. I mean, he doesn’t listen. He checks his Twitter handle the entire time you’re talking to him, so yeah, I was being serious I tell him that all the time. I mean, he texted me to come on the show and I was like, ‘Why? You’re such a bad interviewer.’ And then I said, ‘Sure I’ll do it.’ I mean he’s fine, whatever, I don’t dislike him. I just think he should probably do something else now.
Handler confirms her split with Balazs on her show. Her friend interviews her about the men she has dated in the past. Mary McCormack:
Let’s talk about your single situation. I’m looking for a pattern.
Winfrey interviews Chelsea Handler and discus her ex. 50 cent and new boyfriend.
We were talking about living our lives together, my boyfriend and I. We’ve broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and we’re trying to figure out how to live a life together.
Handler and 50 Cent are dating. The couple are spotted partying together and Handler posts a picture of them together in bed.
He’s a very sweet, nice guy. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.