On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Mayweather talks about what would happen if McGregor kicks him.
That’s a huge fine. I don’t think he wants to lose 90 per cent of his money, or even more. I don’t really know what it’s gonna be [the fine] but it’s gonna be a heavy fine.
Asked if he would kick McGregor back:
I’m not gonna do that. I follow the Queen’s rules of boxing.
And if he would fight in MMA:
As of right now, we gotta get past August 26. Once we get past August 26, then we can talk about other things.
Diaz appears in a What’s Up? skit on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Diaz surprises fans who say their favorite is Conor McGregor.
Fan: I like this guy a lot too!
Wilson tells Kimmel that he is nearly detained in Thailand while on his way back to the U.S. from filming an action thriller No Escape.
The day that I was leaving, somebody asked for a picture and gave me something to put around my neck… I guess this thing that I put on identified me with the rebels – I’m not kidding. All of a sudden, they (authorities) were calling the prime minister’s office saying that I was going to be detained from leaving (sic) because these colors and that whistle meant that I was siding with the protesters.
Kimmell chokes up near the end of a monologue on the killing of Cecil the Lion. After explaining the events surrounding the lion’s death to the audience he says:
The big question is: Why are you shooting a lion in the first place? I mean, I’m honestly curious to know why a human being would feel compelled to do that. How is that fun? Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things that are stronger than you? If that’s the case, they have a pill for that. It works great. Just stay home and swallow it, and you save yourself a lifetime of being the most hated man in America who never advertised JELL-O Pudding on television.
And, by the way, I’m not against hunting. If you’re hunting to eat, or to help keep the animal population healthy, or it’s part of your culture or something, that’s one thing. But if you’re some a-hole dentist who wants a lion’s head over the fireplace in his man cave so his douchebag buddies can gather around it and drink scotch and tell him how awesome he is, that’s just vomitous.
He also encourages viewers to donate to Wild Cru (http://www.wildcru.org/) the organization that was tracking Cecil.
Kimmel demands his guests Kaitlyn and Shawn make a solemn pledge, guaranteeing that their relationship was for real, and won’t end in another broken engagement.
We, Katilyn and Shawn B, do solemnly swear, that we are in love, that we will get married, or we will at least be together one year from today, because if we’re not, this was a huge waste of everyone’s time. If we are not still in a committed relationship on July 27, 2016, we will pay Jimmy Kimmel $1,000 which he may collect in a lump sum or over the next 30 years in monthly installments of $2.77! Amen.
Kimmel interviews Cox on his show Jimmy Kimmel Live. They discuss Cox’s directorial debut, Just Before I Go, and her fiancé Johnny McDaid’s Irish accent.
My fiancé is from Northern Ireland and it’s a great place – nice people there, But you know, I’m from Alabama and we’re real southern…He’s got this beautiful accent – so we were celebrating our engagement a year ago and in Northern Ireland you say the word ‘now’, not like n-o-w but it’s like n-a-u-w.It’s weird and it’s hard to do – I cannot get it
Kimmel interviews Shipka on his show Jimmy Kimmel Live. Shipka talks about her work in Mad Men and how she got a start to her career at Jimmy’s show.
I feel like this is coming really full circle. Because I found out I booked Mad Men in the Jimmy Kimmel parking lot.
Rihanna pranks Kimmel on April Fools Day.
I’m a really big fan of your April Fools’ pranks. So I was like, I want to do that. If I’m going to go on the couch, let’s get him pranked.
Lee Roth has to get 14 stitches to his nose after he injures it during a baton twirling segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Kimmel:
He clips his nose and actually moves the nose. The world of baton twirling is very dangerous. He came offstage and our medic was trying to stop the bleeding. There was good deal of blood. David wanted to put duct tape on it…Immediately after the show he went to the hospital and the doctor put 14 stitches in his nose.
Jimmy Kimmel interviews Obama on his show Jimmy Kimmel Live. He talks about the shooting of two police officers in Ferguson, and the unrest there; Hillary Clinton’s email scandal; his administration’s new education initiative; and Kanye West.
I love his music … don’t think I have his home number.
On Jimmy Kimmel Live’s post Oscar show, Travolta finally explains the reason for flubbing Idina Menzel’s name at the 2014 Oscars. His excuses: he ran into Goldie Hawn backstage which got him off track, the prompter put the name onscreen in a phonetic form, and his 15 minutes to speak became one minute and 15 seconds.
She’s had one of the best years of her career, and she gives me credit!
Travolta also acknowledged his awkward reunion with Menzel at this year’s Oscars:
Apparently, I played with her chin too much.
Rihanna invites Kimmel and Pitt to participate in her first annual Diamond Ball to benefit her charity, the Clara Lionel foundation. Kimmel is set to host the event, while Pitt will introduce Rihanna before she performs.
It is such an honor to have Jimmy Kimmel host this event. There is no one more hilarious to make the first annual Diamond Ball an incredible night. I’m blessed by his support. Brad Pitt is not only a phenomenal talent, but I admire him and am inspired by his philanthropic work.
Rossi and Kimmel discuss children on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I fell like we are letting down the whole America not just my mother!
Norton appears as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live and talks about his experience as the very first Uber passenger.
I met Travis, who started Uber, back when it was still kind of this funky little experiment in San Francisco, and I was super-impressed by what he was doing. As someone who’s had a long-standing antipathy and occasional physical battle with New York cab drivers, I begged him to bring it to New York City. Begged him, literally.
Kimmel registers as an Uber driver and picks up passengers around Los Angeles. Among his passengers are a dental ceramist from Gabon, whom he drives to The Hollywoodland Experience to buy souvenirs for his passenger’s family back home.
Gomez and Kimmel discuss selfies on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
It’s like filter, post, twitter got it!
de Rossi appears as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live and talks about rumors about having children with Ellen DeGeneres, her parenting skills, and Ellen being the favored aunt among her nieces and nephews.
It’s just one big rumor that doesn’t seem to go away. And at this point, I feel like I’m disappointing the whole of America — not just my mother.
O’Dowd and Kimmel discuss how he met Clint Eastwood on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
He is a big, strong, powerful beast of a man, isn’t he?
Kasabian performs Bumblebeee from the album 48:13 on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Gomez and Kimmel discuss her secret crush on Billy Crudup on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Oh yeah I had a crush on him!
Alonzo and Kimmel discuss her new movie and how her family feels about it on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
We look so good in yellow, just remember that.
Corolla and Kimmel discuss his new app on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
The third time in a 20 second time frame you say “will do” the phone will automatically hang up.
T.I. recites text messages from mothers.
Word to your mother.
Monaghan and Kimmel discuss her hometown on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
If you have a bag of Brock’s candy and a 2014 model truck you can be in the parade.
T.I. performs his hit single No Mediocre from his ninth album Paperwork.
T.I. performs his single About the Money from his ninth album Paperwork.
LaBeouf appears as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his latest film, Fury. He also tells an elaborate story of how he chased a homeless man, got drunk on whiskey, and got arrested at a cabaret in New York City.
So I land in New York coming back from Ireland, where I’m visiting my girl. In Ireland you drink whiskey, so I’d been drinking a lot of whiskey.
LL Cool J discuss his arrest on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I hope it got expunged.
Peña and Fallon discuss his brothers children and their names on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I wish I was lying!
Sedgewick and Fallon discuss how she prepares for her next movie on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
You are not the only one getting high tonight!
Dirty Heads perform My Sweet Summer from the album Sound of Change on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Bottura and Kimmel discuss his new book Never Trust a Skinny Chef on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Memory of a bologna sandwich.
Weezer performs Ain’t Got Nobody from their album Everything will be alright in the End on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Gillian and Kimmel discuss Gillian’s America accent on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I watch Girls, my character is like all four of the girls.
Shepard and Kimmel discuss his marriage on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I’m not good with dates, I remember it was nice out of my wedding day.
Reedus and Kimmel discuss art work on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I wanted to do a proper Thank you for doing these.
Pompeo and Kimmel discuss her new baby on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I was present during the insemination.
Reedus and Kimmel discuss his strangest fans based on his show The Walking Dead on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Reedus:
Wait until you see what is coming.
Gunn and Kimmel discuss Gunn meeting Warren Buffett and Keith Richards on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I got a tap on the shoulder and it was Warren Buffett.
Gunn and Kimmel discuss how starstruck she was when she first met Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I am not the person to march up and introduce themselves to everyone.
Allen and Kimmel discuss gadgets on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I carry a murse, equipment bag as I call it, it’s a purse.
Salmoni teaches Short and Kimmel about animals on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
These are Jackass Penguins.
Short and Kimmel discuss his new baby on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I’m here because I haven’t gotten you a baby gift yet.
Gregg and Kimmel discuss Comic Con on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
When I go there, It’s really fun.
Hewitt and Kimmel discuss giving birth on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I like to do it all at once.
Hewitt and Kimmel discuss why Hewitt sent Matt Damon a bed on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
He could travel with it and it’s always his bed.
Washington and Kimmel discuss why he chose Kimmel over Jeter and cell phones on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
I have been in some selfies.
Cuoco and Kimmel discuss the nude photos on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
It was a group effort, you have to make fun of yourself.
Anderson and Fallon discuss kids on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
My son auditioned to be my son.
Goodman and Kimmel discuss old sayings on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Your money is like your willie, it only grows if you play with it.