Jon Lovitz interview
Lovitz appears as a guest on Conan to promote his television shows, Mr. Box Office and Sing Your Face Off. He also talks about impersonating famous singers does an impromptu performance of La Donna e Mobile. He also shares his experiences as a hospital orderly during his pre-show business days.
First of all, the orderly has no training but they’re with the patient eight hours a day. These women in their 60’s after three days in the hospital they start going senile I’ll and they think I’m the doctor. They’re going “Dr. Jon”, Dr. Jon.” One lady, she goes — I just want to see if you’re here. She’s screaming for me. She had a thing that hung down like this. One day I said, what happened to your finger? She’s like, what happened to your face?
Dearly Departed performance
Shakey Graves performs Dearly Departed from his album And the War Came on Conan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LHr992AMUU0
TJ Miller interview
Miller appears as a guest on Conan to promote his latest movie, Big Hero 6. He also shares his physically painful marriage proposal and his strange wish to have an elbow-kissing superpower.
I want to be able to kiss my own elbows. Because you could make so much money. You know, you bet people, you think I can kiss my own elbow? They say no. $100, you do it, then you skip town, go to the next town. Go to the morning show, make another $100.
No Shows performance
Way appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform No Shows, a track from his debut solo album, Hesitant Alien.
Jennifer Garner interview
Garner and Conan discuss how Garner hired a heard of goats to eat the Ivy on Conan.
Honey, I’m taking care of the Ivy.
Chelsea Handler interview
Handler and Conan discuss Handler getting urinated on on Conan.
It did happen and I’m still here.
Dearly Departed performance
Graves appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform Dearly Departed, a song from his latest album, And The War Came. Vocalist Esmé Patterson joins him in the performance.
Stand-up performance
St. Germain returns to Conan to give a stand-up comedy performance. His routine talks about losing his girlfriend to a job in Google, changing his emotional eating habits, and his former job as a security guard at an art museum.
I eat for different reasons than healthy people eat. Healthy people I eat kale to help with the cholesterol and blueberries to help with anti-oxidants — I’m like, I eat buffalo wings so I don’t feel sad, and KFC Double Down so I don’t feel anything.
Dax Shepard interview
Shepard appears once again as a guest on Conan to talk about his latest film, This Is Where I Leave You. He describes his lack of a butt and shares how his wife, Kristen Bell helped him shave his butt-crack in preparation for his nude scene.
My fear – my deep, deep fear would look like there was like a werewolf trying to escape my butt-crack.
Camilla Luddington interview
Luddington returns as a guest on Conan to talk about her overly critical father, her horrific film audition, and the poor British reception of her Lifetime movie, William and Kate.
We don’t have Lifetime in England, so they don’t understand that Lifetime movies are cheesy and a guilty pleasure. In England, I was screwed with the reviews before it came out and they were like “What?” – including my family.
Larry King interview
King discusses with Conan why he will not die at age 75 on Conan.
Living past 75 is great, there are plenty of things to do.
My Wrecking Ball performance
Adams performs My Wrecking Ball from the album Ryan Adams on Conan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2Mk3Xv690Uw
Martin Short interview
Short and Conan discuss Clooney’s Wedding on Conan.
You look stunning, with your yellow skin and red hair. You look like a number 2 pencil.
Jerrod Carmichael interview
Carmichael appears as a guest on Conan to promote his latest HBO special, Love at the Store. He talks about his desire to be “brainwashed” by Apple’s advertising campaigns, the unique lifestyle of a stand-up comic, and the importance of cocaine in a performer’s life.
There should be more cocaine in the entertainment industry, right? You want your favorite performer on cocaine. It’s a amazing. It’s like steroids and cool, cocaine is cool, whatever helps you perform. I don’t do cocaine yet, but I’m just getting started, you know. I don’t want to go to a Keith Richards show and he is not on coke, that’s boring. I want him running around like fully coked out.
Nick Offerman interview
Offerman and Conan discuss a Full Bush on Conan.
Going Full Bush means diving in.
You Or No One performance
Hynde appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform You Or No One, a track from her latest solo album, Stockholm.
Bill Burr interview
Burr and Conan discuss baseball on Conan.
I don’t like the way baseball is now, if you catch a foul ball you have to give it to a kid.
Al Madrigal interview
Madrigal and Conan discuss airplane rules on Conan.
I’m happy I didn’t end up on a No Fly list.
Bill Burr interview
Burr and Conan discuss Football on Conan.
She has the female multitasking brain, that is why they can’t be happy. They are jealous of how simple the male brain is.
American Kids performance
Chesney appears as a musical guest on Conan to perform American Kids, a track from his latest album, The Big Revival.
