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17 Mar, 2015

Retires over safety issues

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Borland is retiring due to concerns about the long-term effects stemming from repetitive head trauma. He says he made his decision after talking it over with family members, concussion researchers, friends and teammates, and after studying what is known about the relationship between football and neurodegenerative disease.

I just honestly want to do what’s best for my health. From what I’ve researched and what I’ve experienced, I don’t think it’s worth the risk…I feel largely the same, as sharp as I’ve ever been. For me, it’s wanting to be proactive. I’m concerned that if you wait ’til you have symptoms, it’s too late. … There are a lot of unknowns. I can’t claim that X will happen. I just want to live a long, healthy life, and I don’t want to have any neurological diseases or die younger than I would otherwise…I just thought to myself, ‘What am I doing? Is this how I’m going to live my adult life, banging my head, especially with what I’ve learned and know about the dangers?’

16 Mar, 2015

Joins ‘IO’

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Fanning signs on for a role in the sci-fi film IO. She will play one of the last people on Earth, who is trying to find a cure for the dying planet before the final shuttle from Earth leaves her stranded. Fanning is set to star alongside actor Diego Luna in the film, which will go into production this year.

13 Mar, 2015

Brawl

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Freeland and Williams headbutt after Williams exchanges words with Blazer center Meyers Leonard. The referee ejects both players and NBA will sanction their conduct Monday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IGwg-0mwyA

 

Quits Fashion Police

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Griffin quits Fashion Police just two months after joining the show.

When I chose to step into the shoes of my beloved friend Joan Rivers at Fashion Police, I was thrilled to continue her legacy as a woman being brash and eccentric on television. I am a freedom-loving female and gay rights activist who loves to find the funny in all people, attitudes, beliefs, and appearances, but only when the context permits intelligent humor. I thought that I could bring my brand of humor to Fashion Police so that beautiful people in beautiful dresses could be teased when appropriate. My brand of humor, while unrepentant and unafraid, is all about CONTEXT. There is plenty to make fun of in pop culture without bringing people’s bodies into it. Again people…context! Listen, I’m no saint — I’m a feminist AND a Gurrrrl who loves an offensive joke or a well-timed barb and you will find plenty in my repertoire. But I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference. I want to help women, gay kids, people of color and anyone who feels underrepresented to have a voice and a LAUGH! That has been my platform for decades and my body of work speaks for itself. After 7 episodes of Fashion Police, I discovered that my style does not fit with the creative direction of the show & now it’s time to move on. I wish E! and the E! only the best and I hope to continue to make you all laugh performing live or on television where I can be smart, irreverent, unrepentant and unafraid in an observational way that is candid, honest and justified. Thank you to my fans for taking the ride with me. See you at the gay bars…and the MF-ing KENNEDY CENTER Saturday, June 20 and everywhere else! Tickets on sale at KathyGriffin.com. How’s that for unapologetic?

12 Mar, 2015

Terry Pratchett dies aged 66

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The author dies at home, surrounded by his family, after a long battle with Alzheimer’s disease. His publisher, Larry Findlay:

The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds. In over 70 books, Terry enriched the planet like few before him. As all who read him know, Discworld was his vehicle to satirize this world: He did so brilliantly, with great skill, enormous humour and constant invention. Terry faced his Alzheimer’s disease (an ’embuggerance’, as he called it) publicly and bravely. Over the last few years, it was his writing that sustained him. His legacy will endure for decades to come.

11 Mar, 2015

Withdraws from businesses

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Bush decides to sell his ownership stakes in consulting groups, Jeb Bush & Associates and Britton Hill, in preparation of his presidential run. Spokesperson:

Just as he said he would, Governor Bush has been reviewing his private sector commitments as he contemplates a potential run…Governor Bush finalized that process this month, selling his ownership stakes in Jeb Bush & Associates and in the Britton Hill entities. This was a natural step as Governor Bush transitioned his time and focus from running his business to increasing his political efforts on behalf of conservative candidates and causes.

Jake Bilardi dies in suicide attack

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Bilardi blows himself up in a suicide attack in Iraq. Tony Abbott, Australia’s prime minister:

This is an absolutely horrific situation. It’s very, very important that we do everything we can to try to safeguard our young people against the lure of this shocking, alien and extreme ideology.

Retires after eight seasons

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After eight seasons with the 49ers, Willis retires from the NFL.

In my head, I’m already a Hall of Famer. I am leaving this with closure, saying that I am happy today, more happy today than I was the day I was drafted. That says something to me…I have no regrets. I’ve had the most amazing eight years of football of my life. I am so humbled to have had this opportunity. I’ve been so humbled to have played this game…I would love nothing more than to be able to lace up them cleats and not worry, ‘Are my feet going to be all right today just to practice so I don’t look old at 30?’

Injures hand

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Depp injures his hand while in Australia for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. He was not on set, nor was he filming at the time. Depp is returning to the Unites States to have surgery. The release date of the film remains unchanged.

Dies from poisoning

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Jagger dies after returning home from Crufts. Jaggers’s co-owners do not believe the other competitors poisoned him, but they do think that the poisoner was someone with a grudge against dogs in general or the dog show in particular. A post-mortem examination finds poisoned pieces of meat inside his stomach.

He was a typical Irish Setter, totally trustworthy and so loved. We are devastated…We can’t and we won’t think that this was the act of another exhibitor. If we thought this, we couldn’t go on, and the last 30 years would be a complete waste. So I ask all of you to unite in finding the perpetrator who did this.

Authorities haven’t, as of yet, been asked to investigate.

8 Mar, 2015

Sam Simon dies age 59

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Simon, surrounded by family and his dog, passes away at his home after battling colon cancer. He was 59 years old. The Sam Simon Foundation:

For those of us who knew him, his voice will forever echo in our minds; his sense of humor will continue to make us laugh; and his compassion and generosity will continue to impact our lives. Sam, you will be missed by many, but there is a particular sadness among our clinic staff. We have been together for so long, and your absence will forever leave a void in our lives.

6 Mar, 2015

Cast as Beast

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In Disney’s upcoming Beauty and the Beast live action remake, Stevens takes the role of the spellbound prince, opposite Emma Watson, who takes the role of Belle. Watson:

Could not be more happy that this man will be Beast!!! Welcome aboard

Rousey breaks TV hosts ribs

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After Tru tells Rousey she isn’t strong enough to “compete with a man” and dares her to throw him, Rousey slams him to the floor

RR: You know how to push my buttons
ST: I felt my ribs crush..I landed on my balls and my ribs.
RR: Is this a genuine reaction? I’m sorry, man.

UFC ChampionRonda Rousey vs Man Judo throw Broken Ribs ORIGINAL

6 Mar, 2015

Undergoes surgery

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Ford undergoes surgery to repair a broken pelvis and ankle following his plane crash. Ford’s spokeswoman, Ina Treciokas:

[His injuries are] not life-threatening, and he is expected to make a full recovery.